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NBA Player: Now more affordable than ever! Just buy a generic jersey and slap “Black Lives Matter” on the nameplate and BAM! You could be half of the league.

Coronavirus: The perfect costume for frat guys that like entering people’s bodies without consent.

Slutty Police Officer: With this trendy costume, both your looks and your knees will make people have to catch their breath!

Karen: If you are going to report every Halloween party for violating social distancing guidelines you might as well dress the part. All you need is that signature Karen haircut and you’re good to go!

Sexy Slender Man: See page 9.

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