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  1. Post communist propaganda on Tumblr
  2. Catch up on reading Marx
  3. Simp your favorite e-girl
  4. Complain about Donald Trump on Twitter
  5. Pretend to pay attention to your professor’s Zoom lectures
  6. Cry
  7. Sleep on your mountain of hoarded hand sanitizer
  8. Stan Alexandria-Ocasio Cortez
  9. Finish writing your intersectional LGBTQAAIP2+ Five Nights at Freddy’s fan fiction
  10. Nothing
  11. Something
  12. Watch CNN
  13. Screech about how the world is ending
  14. Use Binghamton Review as toilet paper, since you can’t buy any at the stores
  15. Subtweet the Binghamton Review Editor-in-Chief on Twitter 
  17. Paint(ing), A lot of paint(ing)
  18. Fantasize about raiding the closed businesses 
  19. Drugs
  20. Come up with a list of things to do while in self-quarantine
  21. Laugh at all the capitalist pigs that lost money on the stock market
  22. Smash the patriarchy
  23. Watch Ghostbusters (the 2016 remake, obviously)
  24. Cook some organic, vegan, gluten-free food
  25. Become a cannibal (bonus if the person you eat is rich)
  26. Pirate the movie Barnyard: The Original Party Animals
  27. Read the book based on the movie Barnyard: The Original Party Animals
  28. Write angry letters to BAE Systems
  29. Maybe play some video games or something
  30. Spit on pictures of Mike Pence
  31. Scream at the wall about the 1%
  32. Reduce carbon emissions
  33. Stop cows from farting
  34. Hug a tree
  35. Pat yourself on the back for saving the environment
  36. Pat yourself on the back because you vote Democrat and are therefore a good person
  37. Pat yourself on the back just because
  38. I think you’ve earned another pat on the back
  39. Another!
  40. One more
  41. That should be fine
  42. Ok, stop now please
  43. Seize the means of production
  44. Seize the memes of production
  45. Seize the means of production again
  46. Seize. Because you’re epileptic
  47. Listen to BROCKHAMPTON
  48. Listen to Rex Orange County
  49. Can’t have a quarantine without Radiohead
  50. Watch Samatha Bee – the funniest woman on television!
  51. Watch John Oliver – the funniest Brit on YouTube!
  52. Say “Orange Man bad”
  55. Impeach Drumpf!
  56. Shit, we’re really running out of ideas aren’t we?
  57. Check for spelling errors on your protest signs
  58. Add spelling errors to your protest signs
  59. Abort some babies
  60. Regret voting for Jill Stein in 2016
  61. Make fun of Christians for believing in a magical flying man that lives in space
  62. Hate on the Jews, oops I mean Israel
  63. Masturbate
  64. …to furry porn
  65. Contemplate sue of side
  66. It’s gonna take a lot to take me away from youuuuuu
  67. There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doooooo
  68. I’ll bless the rains down in Africaaaaaaa
  69. Nice
  70. Gonna take some time to do the things we never haaaaaaaaaad
  71. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doooooo
  72. Protest Toto for cultural appropriation (they’re not even from Africa!)
  73. Wash your hands
  74. Remember that Kamala Harris was a prosecutor
  75. Therefore she is a cop
  76. And therefore racist (PERIODT)
  77. Indoctrinate some children
  78. Sleep
  79. Wake (me) up
  81. Can’t wake up
  83. Remember that Trump is still president
  85. Call my name and save me from the dark!
  86. Write one sentence as a group
  87. (Seriously, it’s harder than you think when you have five people on one Google Doc)
  88. Luckily the more people writing at once, the more communisty the results
  89. The joke is getting really old, but at this point we’re determined to make it to 100
  90. Go to your shrine of BreadTubers and pray (Shit, aren’t we supposed to be atheist?)
  91. Think back about that one time Free Press reviewed Phineas and Ferb hentai
  92. Think back about that one time, at band camp…
  93. Yell at black police officers for being racist in Amerikkka
  94. If we don’t get it, shut it down (ECONOMICS IS HARD)!
  95. Polish your katana collection (you’ll need them for the revolution)
  96. Feed your 20 cats
  97. Take a hit of your Mountain Dew Juul pods
  98. Tip your fedora to womxn
  99. Complain that there aren’t enough obese nonbinary womxn of color in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
  100. Holy f**k we actually did it
  101. Dalmations

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